“Charlie, come out and getcha whoopin’.” Also notable for someone cheating on Mr. Met.

“It’s not new age mumbo jumbo.  All of his wisdom is golf-course tested.”   Also notable for the funniest use of a prop in any television ad.

“Adam Sandler’s a star now, and no one had heard of him until I beat him up in Happy Gilmore.“  Also notable for Bob Barker winning World War II.

“Don’t be a lollipop.“

A tree’s a tree. How many more do you need to look at?

–Ronald Reagan

Ohio and Stanford’s trees play football. About as well as you’d expect, but it’s interesting nonetheless.

–Agent Orange

Our resident mutated alligator, Agent Orange, offers this look into the brutally competitive world of reptology.

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I came across this ESPN commercial featuring a brawl between Steve Irwin and a certain Florida football mascot. It’s reasonably hilarious. Unsurprisingly, Albert the Florida Gator puts the screws to him in ~5 seconds.

Speaking of AFG, he has his own Myspace page.  Incidentally, Albert and his long-time mistress Alberta can be hired out for private events. Understandably, AFG doesn’t come cheap. Even his gesture gets its own Wikipedia page. Hell. Alberta costs $250 an hour. Speaking of the Gator Chomp, see also The Curse of the Gator Chomp, inflicted on players that mock the Gator Gods at their own peril. Sebastian “Worst First Round Draft Pick” Janikowski has never been the same.

Speaking of Gator Haters, we have this amusingly depraved comparison of Gator pep rallies to Nazi events.

Remember, it’s not a real party unless there are muzzles and reptiles in t-shirts.