Jan 11 2008
Scene of the Day (1/11/08)
A commenter asked “what do they teach at the Office of Special Investigation’s Chariots of Fire Driving Academy?” A very good question.
[start scene]
Agent Black is waiting in the CFDA’s front-lobby, which looks like an airport terminal. Beyond the glass walls, cars chase each other on a practice course.
CFDA RECEPTIONIST: I’m sorry, we’re out of spaces for the Defensive Driving course. Can I interest you in Offensive Driving? Just sign these liability disclaimers.
BLACK: What do they teach in Offensive–
A car triple barrel-rolls onto the car it had been chasing.
BLACK: …
BLACK: Do you have a pen?