Jul 28 2011
Alphas is a TV show about a team of
superheroes people with unusual talents working to solve apparently uncrackable cases. Overall, it’s a decent timewaster, but I wouldn’t go out of my way to watch it. So far, it’s condescending towards previous superhero works (and superhero fans) and isn’t fun or stylish enough.
- How the powers are depicted, especially mind control. Seeing and hearing the controller’s objective everywhere around you was vastly more interesting than a voice in the head. In particular, the way it distorted the character’s perspective was memorable, like the way a little old lady in a grocery store asks the protagonist where the ice cream is and then says in the most cheerful voice possible, “It’s time to kill.” (Superhero writers, even a stock power can get a lot more interesting if you play around with how it manifests and works.)
- I know some people with autism, and I felt that Ryan Cartwright acted well enough that he was believable as an autistic technopath. From his slightly awkward speech pattern to the repetitive gestures, he was on the mark.
- A few of the characters are interesting. In addition to the autistic technopath, the superstrong guy had a really solid scene with his wife.
What Could Have Been More Effective:
- The characters were bland. They are introduced with their names and powers on screen, which is the only way I can keep most of them apart. For the love of any deity you believe in (and/or the Flying Spaghetti Monster), please make us actually care about your characters. Also, Alphas’ Rachel (Azita Ghanizada) bears an uncanny resemblance to Glee’s Rachel (Lea Michele).
- The stock plot could have been more lively. There’s a mysterious murder, one of the heroes is the prime suspect and the real perpetrator gets away. There’s not much more than that, certainly not any humor or feeling. Even if your story is the grimmest of grim, you can still use dead baby comedy. Just because it’s “edgy” doesn’t mean it has to be emotionless.
- The plot twists are predictable. (It’s too obvious that the mind-controlling villain zapped the bellhop into acting as a decoy, for example). This was also a problem with Playing for Keeps.
- It talks down to the audience. I know that it’s probably unintentional and they’re trying to pitch the show to a wider audience, but going to any lengths to keep the show from being *shudder* a superhero show and what the fans expect it will be? Either way, I still don’t like it. (Writers, don’t hate on your genre for no good reason. Audience members that are fans of the genre may feel patronized).
- It wants to be more realistic than other superhero stories, which is fine, but it didn’t even get the research right. (For example, synesthesia? Yeah, it doesn’t work that way).