Aug 12 2010
Twilight Demotivational Poster
The New York Times uncovered evidence of serious detainee abuse at Guantanamo Bay:
How do you break a suicidal terrorist? Find something worse than death.
Archive for the 'Demotivational Poster' Category
Aug 04 2010
Demotivational Poster: Pink Batman
As if the nipples on the Batsuit weren’t bad enough. To be fair, though, it was the 1950s (Detective Comics #241).
Oct 07 2008
Killer Squirrel Poster
Now that is a revolution in military affairs. Picture courtesy of fugly.com.
Aug 23 2008
Demotivational Military Poster: Captain America
Picture taken from one of the Marvel Civil War comics. #1, I think.
Aug 21 2008
Rewriting Batman
(This comic had a convoluted plot; Batman wore funky costumes to prevent anyone from noticing that Robin’s arm was in a cast).
Jul 03 2008
You saw it here first: THE END IS NYE
Picture of Earth courtesy of the HSCD School Board, atomic bomb courtesy of the Department of Energy, and Bill Nye courtesy of TVgasm. All blame for the low quality Photoshopping is ours.
Jun 18 2008
Demotivational Mewtwo
I’m tempted to add some snarky comment about unemployment causing Mewtwo to cling to guns…
Picture taken from Path-e-tech-graphics.
May 15 2008
Gator Art
Picture c/o http://www.bastroplibrary.org/mckinneyroughs06/rough500gator.jpg .
Apr 07 2008
Alligator Fact and Fiction, Pt. 2
Our mutated alligator, Agent Orange, offers us these insights into misconceptions about alligators.
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Fiction: “gators attack innocent animals.”
Fact: We gators defend ourselves when attacked. It’s not our fault we’re stronger, faster and bigger.
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Fiction: alligators kiss.
Fact: John is actually attempting to defend his dubious claim that he had the biggest jaw in the swamp. Hah! I’ve seen bigger hatchlings.
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Fiction: gators like to make mammals feel inadequate.
Fact: We aren’t just smiling to show off our stunningly white teeth. I mean, if we really wanted to humiliate you, we’d challenge you to a swimming race. Or football.
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Fiction: Gators are nearly flawless.
Fact: “Nearly”?
