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Picture taken from one of the Marvel Civil War comics. #1, I think.

(This comic had a convoluted plot; Batman wore funky costumes to prevent anyone from noticing that Robin’s arm was in a cast).

Picture of Earth courtesy of the HSCD School Board, atomic bomb courtesy of the Department of Energy, and Bill Nye courtesy of TVgasm. All blame for the low quality Photoshopping is ours.

I’m tempted to add some snarky comment about unemployment causing Mewtwo to cling to guns…

Picture taken from Path-e-tech-graphics.

Picture courtesy of the US War Dogs Association.

Picture c/o http://www.bastroplibrary.org/mckinneyroughs06/rough500gator.jpg .

Picture taken from Trykemom.

Earlier this year, the Everglades got pretty cold.

Picture courtesy of Burnt Umber.

Our mutated alligator, Agent Orange, offers us these insights into misconceptions about alligators.

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Fiction: “gators attack innocent animals.”

Fact: We gators defend ourselves when attacked. It’s not our fault we’re stronger, faster and bigger.

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Fiction: alligators kiss.

Fact: John is actually attempting to defend his dubious claim that he had the biggest jaw in the swamp. Hah! I’ve seen bigger hatchlings.

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Fiction: gators like to make mammals feel inadequate.

Fact: We aren’t just smiling to show off our stunningly white teeth. I mean, if we really wanted to humiliate you, we’d challenge you to a swimming race. Or football.

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Fiction: Gators are nearly flawless.

Fact: “Nearly”?

Hey! I’ve revised and updated Agent Orange’s quotes. (You can see the old one here, but it’s harder to read and the quotes are worse). Enjoy.