Archive for the 'Lol Gator' Category

May 28 2008

Lol Gator 3

I think he’s going to feed the gator more than he intended.

Picture c/o simplydumb.com, caption courtesy of me (inserted with the help of ICanHas Cheezburger.com

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May 25 2008

Gator Art

“It’s not mine, officer, I swear!”

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May 20 2008

Gator Art 4

slowlearner.jpg

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May 15 2008

Gator Art

Intuition

Picture c/o http://www.bastroplibrary.org/mckinneyroughs06/rough500gator.jpg .

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Apr 07 2008

Alligator Fact and Fiction, Pt. 2

Our mutated alligator, Agent Orange, offers us these insights into misconceptions about alligators.

Fiction: “gators attack innocent animals.”

It looks like this gator's first fight is a draw.

Fact: We gators defend ourselves when attacked. It’s not our fault we’re stronger, faster and bigger.

Fiction: alligators kiss.

Fact: Gators are very competitive about jaw-size

Fact: John is actually attempting to defend his dubious claim that he had the biggest jaw in the swamp. Hah! I’ve seen bigger hatchlings.

Fiction: gators like to make mammals feel inadequate.

Fact: We aren’t just smiling to show off our stunningly white teeth. I mean, if we really wanted to humiliate you, we’d challenge you to a swimming race. Or football.

Fiction: Gators are nearly flawless.

We're #1!  For now...

Fact: “Nearly”?

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