May 28 2008
Lol Gator 3
Picture c/o simplydumb.com, caption courtesy of me (inserted with the help of ICanHas Cheezburger.com
May 28 2008
Picture c/o simplydumb.com, caption courtesy of me (inserted with the help of ICanHas Cheezburger.com
May 15 2008
Apr 07 2008
Our mutated alligator, Agent Orange, offers us these insights into misconceptions about alligators.
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Fiction: “gators attack innocent animals.”
Fact: We gators defend ourselves when attacked. It’s not our fault we’re stronger, faster and bigger.
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Fiction: alligators kiss.
Fact: John is actually attempting to defend his dubious claim that he had the biggest jaw in the swamp. Hah! I’ve seen bigger hatchlings.
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Fiction: gators like to make mammals feel inadequate.
Fact: We aren’t just smiling to show off our stunningly white teeth. I mean, if we really wanted to humiliate you, we’d challenge you to a swimming race. Or football.
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Fiction: Gators are nearly flawless.
Fact: “Nearly”?