Apr 27 2012

Levitating Bears?

Published by at 11:38 am under Comedy,Demotivational Poster

Campus police officers in Colorado used tranquilizer darts and a trampoline to safely remove a bear hiding in a tree, leading to the photograph of an apparently levitating bear seen below and/or a Matrix-style battle royale.


12 responses so far

12 Responses to “Levitating Bears?”

  1. Chihuahua0on 27 Apr 2012 at 1:47 pm

    And this is a perculiar case of “stranger than fiction”. Who was the smart guy to get out the trampoline?

  2. steton 28 Apr 2012 at 1:34 am


    There’s probably a more apropos place to post this, but something I found interesting. (There’s also an interesting list of superhero-related books from a different perspective in the middle of the article.)


  3. MrNikSixon 29 Apr 2012 at 7:36 pm

    This bear realized the truth… that there is no trampoline.

  4. crescon 30 Apr 2012 at 5:13 pm

    Even stranger is that this isn’t the first time it’s happened! It’s *ahem* unBEARable.

  5. Chihuahua0on 30 Apr 2012 at 5:56 pm

    Oh, the puns! They’re too much to BEAR!

  6. crescon 30 Apr 2012 at 6:34 pm


  7. B. McKenzieon 30 Apr 2012 at 7:14 pm

    As a rule, I forbear from using puns. Oh, wait.

  8. M. Happenstanceon 01 May 2012 at 11:22 am

    Bear with me for a moment while I try to think up another pun.

  9. crescon 01 May 2012 at 6:23 pm

    I’ll bear witness to that…

  10. MrNikSixon 04 May 2012 at 9:08 pm

    “bears, beets, battlestar galactica” – A wise man I know

  11. young grasshopperon 05 Aug 2016 at 5:58 am

    I’m emBEARrassed to be reading these puns four years after they were posted

  12. B. McKenzieon 06 Aug 2016 at 9:25 am

    To be fair, wordplay in general (e.g. puns) is pretty grisly as a comedic device. Counterintuitively, it’s probably more promising in mysteries and horror (e.g. Sherlock Holmes getting the clue “RACHE” scribbled in blood at a crime scene).

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