Oct 07 2008
Killer Squirrel Poster
Now that is a revolution in military affairs. Picture courtesy of fugly.com.
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I don’t think the squirrel’s wearing the right uniform. Isn’t the flag supposed to be backwards (stars on the right) on Army uniforms?
I read today about these squirrels in Russia. There was a severe pinecone shortage, so they were starving. A stray dog barked at a bunch of them in a tree, and they jumped down and bit it to death, then ran off with bits of it.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4489792.stm
“The squirrels literally gutted the dog,” local journalist Anastasia Trubitsina told Komsomolskaya Pravda newspaper.”
HOT DAMN. Suddenly the Washington Post’s report “How Did the Squirrels Come to Rule the Capital?” seems a lot more urgent.
I’m glad that we don’t have squirrels here! Someday the squirrels will rule the world, and I’ll be safe! (Cackles maniacally)