Apr 10 2009

Angry Students at Penn State

Penn State recently released a workplace orientation video about potentially angry students, such as veterans. But which angry students did they miss?


Football Fans

Angry because: After getting ruined by the USC Trojans in the Rose Bowl, Penn State will suffer through a year of horrible double-entendres.  “Penn State tried to penetrate, but the Trojans coverage completely blocked it from the end-zone.”  It practically writes itself!

Business Majors

Angry because:  deteriorating economic conditions mean that there will be long lines in soup kitchens.

Philosophy Majors

Angry because: those soup kitchens are theirs, dammit!


Angry because: it’s a graduation requirement.

3 responses so far

3 Responses to “Angry Students at Penn State”

  1. ikarus619xon 10 Apr 2009 at 10:38 pm


  2. Miusherion 11 Apr 2009 at 8:46 am

    How about the anger that results when one realizes he actually chose to go to the State Pen?

    // Pitt alumna
    // P-E-N-N-S-T SUCKS! 😉

  3. B. Macon 11 Apr 2009 at 8:49 am

    Hold your cursor over the picture of me. 😉

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