Apr 10 2009
Angry Students at Penn State
Penn State recently released a workplace orientation video about potentially angry students, such as veterans. But which angry students did they miss?
Football Fans
Angry because: After getting ruined by the USC Trojans in the Rose Bowl, Penn State will suffer through a year of horrible double-entendres. “Penn State tried to penetrate, but the Trojans coverage completely blocked it from the end-zone.” It practically writes itself!
Business Majors
Angry because: deteriorating economic conditions mean that there will be long lines in soup kitchens.
Philosophy Majors
Angry because: those soup kitchens are theirs, dammit!
Poets
Angry because: it’s a graduation requirement.

lawlz
How about the anger that results when one realizes he actually chose to go to the State Pen?
// Pitt alumna
// P-E-N-N-S-T SUCKS!
Hold your cursor over the picture of me.