Apr 19 2009
Five signs that your comic book needs work
1. Your protagonist is Rick Blurry, a cigar-smoking, eyepatch-wearing superspy. When Marvel’s lawyers call, perhaps you should have a better defense ready than “but he wears his eyepatch on his right eye!”
2. Your pitch includes the line: “This is just like your other series, but good.”
3. You are aroused by any of the characters. (Yes, we can tell).
4. It involves time-travel.
5. You’re not sure whether you want a protagonist to live or not, so you put it to a vote.