Apr 15 2009
Five signs that you should rethink your novel
1. Mentioning Dragonball Z eight times would be questionable for any query, but maybe there’s a better analogue for your historical romance.
2. You think the only thing between you and getting published is that publishers misunderstand your spelling and grammatical choices. If only they appreciated your style!
3. Your writing teacher told you to “write what you know,” so you write the story of a tragically unappreciated author who finally snaps and starts murdering editors.
4. Your writing teacher told you to make your characters sound realistic, so you write your teen romance as a series of text-messages. You receive a cryptic message from the publisher: “nothnxbai.”
5. Your main inspiration is Eragon.