Mar
14
2008
I provide advice about
how to write novels, comic books and graphic novels. Most of my content applies to fiction-writing in general, but I also provide
articles specifically about superhero stories.
A writing professor at my university suggested that one way to study written rhythm and cadences is to type out someone else’s novel. He says that doing so will help you gain a better sense of style and flow. Maybe. I think you can do better with this technique, though. Instead of retyping someone else’s work, try retyping yours. I think that this will help the aspiring novelist uncover several tricky problems.
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Mar
14
2008
What’s at the top of supervillain to-do lists for 2008? (Hint: not saving money or losing weight). Here’s a sample.
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[Paingod] Attain absolute power in at least one country. My first act will be to ask Evil Overlord to be my chief of police. If he says no, I’ll kill him. If he says yes, I’ll poison him so that he can live by earning regular doses of the antidote.
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[Chronic] Develop a time machine and get advanced technologies from a future version of myself. But I know that he will see an opportunity to exploit his foreknowledge and technology by replacing me. So I’ll kill him first.
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[Gangrene] Surf City’s been a bust. The cop-to-plant ratio is far too high. This year, I have a better idea. I call it Plan Colombia.
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[The Colombian] Cooperate with Gangrene to develop hardier drug crops. Then I’ll kill him.
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[Jihad Joe] Anything. I’m still relevant, dammit!
Mar
14
2008
“Know thyself”– some famous philosopher, probably someone both you and I have heard of.
I’ve learned today that– gasp!– I’m really bad on both sides of the camera. Clearly I was voted most likely to be an Abercrombie and Fitch centerfold more for my latent sex appeal than my ability to strike a pose.
