Dec 31 2007
Quote of the Day: Mike-Catastrophe Part 4
Mike: You’re positive you’re not an alien?
Catastrophe: Do aliens frequently speak fluent English?
Mike: Decryption programs applied to radio transmissions can do surprising things.
Catastrophe: I was checking football club rankings when you found me. Unless aliens are frequently interested in football…
Mike: You’d be surprised. You follow football?
Catastrophe: Sometimes. There aren’t any good teams around here.
Mike: Name three.
Catastrophe: Good teams? Arsenal, Man U and Newcastle.
Mike: Please. If you ever need to make up sports teams in the future, I recommend going with animal names, not randomly selected adjectives and nouns. “New castle?” “Man you?” That doesn’t even make sense!
Catastrophe: …
Catastrophe: You don’t get out much, do you?
This is the final part of a four part series. You can see part 1 here.
