Archive for December 7th, 2007

Dec 07 2007

Quote of the Day

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FROM: AgentOrange@osi.hr.gov

TO: OfficeofSpecialInvestigationsListServ@osi.gov

SUBJ: December Morale Issues

As you receive your duty schedules this December, please think of the story of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

What happened in the Rudolph case study

  1. Team-members pulling together to complete an important task
  2. Division of labor

What didn’t happen in the Rudolph case study

  1. Reindeer complaining about “hazard pay” or “life insurance premiums”
  2. Reindeer demanding to be at home on Dec. 24 or 25.
  3. Threats of congressional investigations into Reindeer Resources practices and relevant reindeer being kicked into a food processor

Ho, ho, ho! Have a cheerfully nondenominationally cheerful December season!

–Human Resources

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Dec 07 2007

Quote of the Day

I reject the cynical view that politics is a dirty business.”– Richard Nixon

Sorry, I can’t think of any way to make that any funnier.

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