Apr
25
2008
Superheroes should never ask “are you thinking what I’m thinking?” The answer is never helpful.
But where could you find that much nitroglycerin at this hour?
–Dr. Darpa
Unless your IQ has tripled since we’ve last spoken, probably not.
–Catastrophe
You are now.
–Mr. Mental
Don’t flatter yourself.
–Paingod
Apr
25
2008
Science plays heavily in many superhero stories. So, today, instead of coming up with some pithy quote about science, we’ve used others to do so for us.
What is science?
Hocus pocus, but with less hand-waving.
– Agent Orange
Always being within a carton of baking soda of a doomsday device.
– Dr. Darpa
Like Hollywood, except without the beautiful women, oversized budgets and snappy outfits. Actually, it’s not like Hollywood at all, besides the explosions.
–Dr. Savant
A series of triumphs over unpleasant realities.
– Jacob Mallow
Pretty awful. Stick to game theory.
– Catastrophe