Nov 19 2007
Quote of the Day: Monday
r. Berkeley: Something’s wrong with the sunscreen vat. I was wondering if you could explain a few things to me.
Jacob Mallow: Could I discuss this in the lab with you after-hours?
Berkeley: Sure…
That evening…
Berkeley: I’ve been doing some tests on the toxicity of the sunscreen…
Jacob: Those weren’t in your operational area.
Berkeley: The sunscreen would burn clean through flesh!
Jacob: I don’t think you understand how seriously we take our security procedures here, Dr. Berkeley. I see no alternative to summary termination.
Berkeley: You’re firing me?
Jacob pulls out a tranquilizer gun and shoots Berkeley twice, then pushing Berkeley into the vat.
Jacob: Something like that.
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