Apr 18 2009

Michael Bay’s stab at a Dark Knight script

Published by at 2:11 pm under Comedy,Michael Bay,Parody

Spill.com did a mock script showing how Michael Bay (the guy who did Pearl Harbor and Transformers) might have tried The Dark Knight.

I recommend that you read all of it, but this is my favorite part.

BRUCE WAYNE is standing in front of a mirror, flexing his sculpted, shirtless torso.

BRUCE: Let’s do this.

Cue AC/DC’s “Back in Black.”  A series of quick shots show BRUCE gearing up: putting on the boots, slapping on the gloves, a brief glance across those beautiful pecs.  Finally, there is no longer BRUCE WAYNE, but BATMAN standing before us.

BATMAN: Back in black.

Pyrotechnics erupt in the distance.  Wailing guitar solo.

6 responses so far

6 Responses to “Michael Bay’s stab at a Dark Knight script”

  1. # Tomon 18 Apr 2009 at 2:24 pm

    That was so funny!

  2. # Lunajamniaon 18 Apr 2009 at 3:27 pm

    Yes, it was. :D

  3. # The ReTARDISed Whovianon 18 Apr 2009 at 4:03 pm

    Haha! :)

  4. # Fitzon 18 Apr 2009 at 4:33 pm

    Great stuff. I’d watch it.
    Here’s Michael Bay’s breakfast routine.

  5. # Fitzon 18 Apr 2009 at 4:34 pm

    Ah whoops. Here it is.

  6. # The ReTARDISed Whovianon 18 Apr 2009 at 4:43 pm

    Haha. Epic cereal eating! :D

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