Nov
17
2007
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European defense consultant: “You don’t think our marketing campaign will work?”
Captain Carnage: “You sure as Houston heat can’t be American. I reckon you got a shot at truth in advertising.”
Consultant: “What would you recommend?”
Captain Carnage: “If y’all can’t make something of France naming its toughest fighter a Mirage, y’all’re not tryin’ hard enough.”
Nov
15
2007
Gigas: The government admits it maintains a set of “breeder reactors,” reactors that make Chernobyl look like a Swiss clock. The government purposely exposes countless people to radiation to breed supersoldiers.”
Grim Trigger: I don’t think that’s what we meant by “breeder reactor.”
Nov
14
2007
Doctor Savant: “Do you know what the difference between you and I is?”
Lash: “I make this look good?”
Doctor Savant: “A Ph. D and 200 I.Q. points.”
Nov
12
2007
Agent Orange: “If journalism is really the first draft of history, we need some keen editors.”
Nov
10
2007
Office of Special Investigation’s Retroactive Continuity branch mission statement: “Fixing history, one day at a time.”
Nov
09
2007
The Refrigerator of DOOM
Doctor Savant: “Before we open my refrigerator, you better take this.”
Lash: “What the hell, a flame thrower?”
Doctor Savant: “Just in case.”
Lash: “Just in case of what?”
Doctor Savant: “Exactly.”
Nov
08
2007
Captain Carnage: “I reckon I’d be plum crazy if I didn’t say Texas is the doggoned smartest place in South America.”
Nov
07
2007
Captain Carnage: “We have a Department of Defense. We need a Department of Offense.”
Nov
06
2007
Hello. Today, I started running a Quote of the Day. I’ve already got the next two weeks covered.
