Mar 10 2008
Get mugged!
“A neoconservative is a liberal that’s been mugged by reality.”
Forget reality, what we care about at Superhero Nation is mugging. Within a week, you will be able to mug yourself by spending a mere $9 on authentic Superhero Nation mugs. Some designs we’re contemplating are…
- My own picture (I’m the guy in the middle of the header; no surprises there), with the tagline: “Being bad has never looked this good.”
- Perhaps a PG-13 one featuring some raunchy coffee-related puns. (“I always take it black and sweet. Wait, you mean my coffee?”) We’ll see.
- The Superhero Nation logo, with this tagline: “A neoconservative is a liberal that’s been mugged by reality; a Superhero National is a comic book fan that’s been mugged by political science.”
- “The human brain only operates at 10% capacity. Hence, coffee.” — Catastrophe
- “Death before dishonor, but nothing before caffeine.”
Clearly we need to have another editorial board meeting on this subject. [For the love of Buddha, get the rights to a Paingod illustration. If we can’t sell a mug with a quote from Paingod, we should just pack it up right now.– Cadet Davis]
