May 18 2010

On the plus side, my preternaturally young-looking face will be an asset in 50 years

Published by at 12:26 pm under Comedy,Notre Dame

NOTRE DAME SECURITY GUARD, to a wandering B. Mac: Hey, you, stay with the tour group.

B. MAC:  These seventh-graders?  Umm, I’m twice as old as them.

[The security guard grunts skeptically]

SEVENTH GRADER, to security guard: R u srs?

EIGHTH GRADER: Hes oldr thn mah grndma.  Eww.

[B. Mac shows the guard his staff ID].

SECURITY GUARD:  Damn.  You’re short.

B. MAC:  I’m wearing penny loafers.  Penny loafers!

SEVENTH GRADER:  Pwnd.

EIGHTH GRADER:  Lulz!

Umm, yeah.  I was carded for PG-13 movies as a college student.

8 responses so far

8 Responses to “On the plus side, my preternaturally young-looking face will be an asset in 50 years”

  1. Beccaon 18 May 2010 at 12:46 pm

    OMG. I’m so sorry xD

  2. the somewhat silent lurkeron 18 May 2010 at 3:59 pm

    Haha, nice. I feel you there. I’m only about 5 feet and still get mistaken for the chipper students at our local middle school. XD

    On the plus side, short people help take over the world. Just ask Napolean!

  3. Wingson 18 May 2010 at 10:53 pm

    Let me also apologize.

    Somewhat on topic: There’s a boy I used to know who constantly got pulled over by security guards at his school who were wondering if he belonged back in fourth grade – he’s at least 15 now. Even if he wasn’t an especially nice person, I almost feel sorry for him…

    Almost./

    – Wings

  4. Tomon 19 May 2010 at 1:59 am

    This is my response.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSV-VtJfwRw

  5. Nayanon 27 Oct 2012 at 2:28 am

    @B. Mac
    Funny incident. What’s your height? I am 173 cm tall which is okay for an Indian.

  6. B. McKenzieon 27 Oct 2012 at 7:52 am

    5 foot 7 (170 centimeters), compared to 5 foot 10 (178) for the average U.S. male.

  7. ChickenNoodleson 27 Oct 2012 at 5:32 pm

    Haha hilarious. Don’t worry though. During my senior year in,high school a student I had gym class with mistaked me for an 8th grader.

  8. Nayanon 27 Oct 2012 at 8:05 pm

    ”5 foot 7 (170 centimeters),
    compared to 5 foot 10 (178) for the average U.S. male.”
    Dont worry. Tom Cruise is not very tall too. But look at his achievements. Great things come in small packages.

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