May 18 2010
On the plus side, my preternaturally young-looking face will be an asset in 50 years
NOTRE DAME SECURITY GUARD, to a wandering B. Mac: Hey, you, stay with the tour group.
B. MAC: These seventh-graders? Umm, I’m twice as old as them.
[The security guard grunts skeptically]
SEVENTH GRADER, to security guard: R u srs?
EIGHTH GRADER: Hes oldr thn mah grndma. Eww.
[B. Mac shows the guard his staff ID].
SECURITY GUARD: Damn. You’re short.
B. MAC: I’m wearing penny loafers. Penny loafers!
SEVENTH GRADER: Pwnd.
EIGHTH GRADER: Lulz!
Umm, yeah. I was carded for PG-13 movies as a college student.