Oct 12 2008

Alaska Ethics Commission Reports: Palin Fired Matt Parkman!

Published by at 9:35 am under Comedy,Heroes,I'm not making this up,News

The New York Times confirms that the Alaskan state trooper in “Troopergate” is actually Matt Parkman, a former police officer best known for his psychic abilities and contributing to the rampant power inflation in the second season of Heroes.  She probably had him fired after he tried to give her some of the African crazy-beans that he’s been gorging on for the last two episodes.  “They’ll let you see the future!”  Riiiiight.

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  1. Chris Osborneon 13 Oct 2008 at 3:15 pm

    At least someone had the balls to do it…

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