Sep 06 2008
What do Metallica and the theme to Barney the Dinosaur have in common?
Hint: the Iraqi connection.
Now it is reported that the combination of high-voltage rock and happy-smiley children’s songs can break the will of the hardest terrorist or rogue element.
“Trust me, it works,” a US operative said.
CADET DAVIS ADDS: Barney? There’s no way the Geneva Conventions allow for that.
It’s true, I read it in the news. I thing AC-DC’s song Hells Bells was in there too…..
What? That’s crazy. I love Metallica . . . that said, the combination of Barney and Metallica might be too much to bear.
Personally, I’d probably be tortured with hugs, I hate people hugging me….
The other day, someone acted like they were going to shake my hand and hugged me… *shudders*
Well, hugging and the UNGODLY MIXTURE OF RED AND WHITE are my hated objects…..
– Wings the Hug Hater