Archive for August 31st, 2007

Aug 31 2007

The Iraq-Comic Book Connection, Part Two

Published by under Art,Comedy,Commentary,News

I provide advice about how to write novels, comic books and graphic novels. Most of my content applies to fiction-writing in general, but I also provide articles specifically about superhero stories.

The Washington Post described a meeting between two Congressmen, Jim Moran (D-Va.) and John Porter (R-Nev.), and the Iraqi national security advisor.

the three were trying to discuss the state of Iraqi security forces with [the NSA], but the large, flat-panel television set facing the official proved to be a distraction. [The NSA] was watching children’s cartoons.

When Moran asked him to turn it off, [he] protested with a laugh and said, “But this is my favorite television show,” Moran recalled.

Porter confirmed the incident, although he tried to paint the scene in the best light, noting that at least they had electricity.

It would be easy to criticize the NSA for prioritizing cartoons over two Congressmen. All things considered, it was probably a shrewd assessment. At least cartoons end.

That must be horribly awkward for both Congressmen. The Democrat has to act multilateral with an ally that obviously isn’t interested; the Republican has to make it look like supporting Maliki’s government advances US interests.

To commemorate this fine moment of US-Iraqi relations, I’ve slapped something together.

Showing US Taxpayers Who’s Boss

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Aug 31 2007

Real Life Imitates Comic Books

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Anyone who reads comic books knows that weird stuff happens in New York. A lot. A spaceship randomly crashes into Earth? Central Park or maybe the Brooklyn Bridge. A rampaging lizard is born in a nuclear test site? Why wouldn’t he come to New York? One guy left alive on Earth? Probably a New Yorker.

It should not surprise us that Iraq’s WMDs have been found… in New York.

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