Jun 19 2010
Great Literature Retitled to Boost Google Results
Mike Lacher has a pretty funny list on McSweeny’s Internet Tendency. I especially liked “Seven Awesome Ways Barnyard Animals Are Like Communism.” Here are some reworked titles of my own.
- A Wannabe Philosopher Goes Ax-Crazy on a Pawnbroker
- They Turn on Each Other, in a Frenzy of Beating and Chanting that Devolves into a Mass Orgy of Drugs and Sex (I can’t phrase it any better than Wikipedia)
- Everybody Dies
- America, F*** Yeah!–nonfiction, obviously
- It’s Like an Acid Trip but Legal
- I Get Paid by the Word, and You Can Too!
- Even Air Italy Isn’t This Bad (well, except that it actually is).
- British Schoolchildren Gone Wild!

