Nov 21 2009
Twilight Drinking Game
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Dammit. Lady-friends roped me into Twilight tonight. At least something good will come out of this: a drinking game.
- Take a sip every time someone broods. (Small sip– save some room for #4 and #5).
- Take a drink every time there’s a product placement. (I counted 7).
- Take a drink every time someone uses the word “understand.” Take two drinks every time someone uses the phrase “you don’t understand” or “you can’t understand.”
- Take a drink every time someone compliments Bella or declares his devotion for her.
- Take two drinks every time the audience cheers at a shirtless male or an expression of love.
- Take a drink everytime the audience laughs at something so bad it’s funny. Take two drinks when a sparkly Edward and a sparkly Bella take a romp through a Disney-like forest.
- Take a drink every time the audience laughs at something that’s actually meant to be funny. Take two drinks during the Face Punch scene.
