Archive for November 1st, 2009

Nov 01 2009

The Surrealist Compliment Generator

Published by under Research and Resources

Hilariously awkward?  An informative exercise in voice?  See for yourself

  • You are as effective as a linear geometry based upon the Maginot Line.
  • In your absence I will find other forms of praise. 
  • I do sense that your basement is made of skin and never lacks for nurses. 
  • You have been blessed with the egregious qualities of a duffle-bag in His Majesty’s Royal Navy.
  • As the bile slowly rises in my incandescent eluxulator, your mere presence has a calming effect upon my rabies.

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