Nov 01 2009
The Surrealist Compliment Generator
I provide advice about how to write novels, comic books and graphic novels. Most of my content applies to fiction-writing in general, but I also provide articles specifically about superhero stories.
Hilariously awkward? An informative exercise in voice? See for yourself.
- You are as effective as a linear geometry based upon the Maginot Line.
- In your absence I will find other forms of praise.
- I do sense that your basement is made of skin and never lacks for nurses.
- You have been blessed with the egregious qualities of a duffle-bag in His Majesty’s Royal Navy.
- As the bile slowly rises in my incandescent eluxulator, your mere presence has a calming effect upon my rabies.
