May 17 2011

CNN’s Quote of the Day

Published by at 7:32 pm under I'm not making this up,News

Watermelons do not burst only from rainfall.”  Memo to self: Don’t buy any Chinese watermelons.

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9 Responses to “CNN’s Quote of the Day”

  1. Contra Gloveon 17 May 2011 at 9:03 pm

    Clearly, Gallagher has something to do with this. 🙂

  2. The ReTARDISed Whovianon 17 May 2011 at 10:46 pm

    Hahahaha, what the hell? CNN, you never fail to amuse me.

  3. Wingson 18 May 2011 at 9:10 am

    Sometimes I wonder why humans are at the top of the food chain…

    Ability to create, nothing, some stuff can run on water. Or fly. Or has giant claws. Or moves faster than a sports car.

    …Why again are we up here?

    – Wings

  4. B. Macon 18 May 2011 at 11:29 am

    Because cats haven’t figured out how to make exploding watermelons. (Yet).

  5. NicKennyon 18 May 2011 at 12:56 pm

    Because we’ve learned how to hide and let them fight it out. Then we kill the wounded animal and pretend that we’re awesome. It’s a good system.

  6. CNNon 18 May 2011 at 12:57 pm

    The ReTARDISed Whovian

    You sold us that story!

  7. The ReTARDISed Whovianon 18 May 2011 at 5:41 pm

    I know! And CNN never fails to amuse me with its quality news coverage and interesting articles. (shifty eyes)

    (I’m on my iPod so my name doesn’t have its usual link to my TVTropes page.)

  8. B. Macon 20 May 2011 at 1:53 pm

    Although cats have figured out how to use sniper rifles, they are intimidated by machines, which means they have trouble making rifles on their own. Therefore, safe gun ownership is particularly crucial when cats are about.
    SNIPER CAT

  9. NicKennyon 22 May 2011 at 1:22 pm

    That is both the most awesome and the most terrifying picture ever.

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