Jan 24 2011

“An ape will die on every page!”

Published by at 3:25 pm under Book Covers,Comedy

Umm, okay.

7 responses so far

7 Responses to ““An ape will die on every page!””

  1. Nicholas Caseon 24 Jan 2011 at 3:40 pm

    Um…lol? Well I’ve posted my re-write btw.
    But really…why would I wanna see an ape get stabbed on every page? ………………..

  2. steton 24 Jan 2011 at 4:20 pm

    To be fair, they don’t necessarily get stabbed on every page. I imagine they are occasionally hanged and drowned and bludgeoned to death. Perhaps a few of them even die of natural causes.

  3. B. Macon 24 Jan 2011 at 4:50 pm

    Stet, the top line of the comic (right above the title) explicitly promises 64 pages of gorilla stabbing. 😉 I hope that there will be hangings and bludgeonings, but I don’t think it’d be kosher to promise stabbings on every page without delivering. 🙂

  4. Nicholas Caseon 24 Jan 2011 at 5:40 pm

    Oh! I was about to say,
    “Wtf, didn’t I just see a gorrilla get stabbed? Oh wait- I forgot…it’s on EVERY FRIGGIN PAGE!!!!!”

  5. steton 25 Jan 2011 at 12:32 pm

    Silly me! I got stuck on the ‘Ape Will Die on Every Page.’

    You know it’s bad when your reading comprehension isn’t up to the level of primate massacres.

  6. Mr. Briton 12 Mar 2011 at 3:15 pm

    I hope I’m not missing the sarcasm when I say that Saxton Hale is a joke character created by Valve to promote Team Fortress 2?

    Here’s his page on the TF2 wiki in case anybody’s interested

  7. Contra Gloveon 12 Mar 2011 at 4:37 pm

    I looked it up and, indeed, found out that Saxton Hale was a joke character.

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