Nov 01 2009
The Surrealist Compliment Generator
Hilariously awkward? An informative exercise in voice? See for yourself.
- You are as effective as a linear geometry based upon the Maginot Line.
- In your absence I will find other forms of praise.
- I do sense that your basement is made of skin and never lacks for nurses.
- You have been blessed with the egregious qualities of a duffle-bag in His Majesty’s Royal Navy.
- As the bile slowly rises in my incandescent eluxulator, your mere presence has a calming effect upon my rabies.
I got “Sir, you have most exquisite breasts.” xD
And your last one there sounds like something from Jane Austen… but with extra silly sauce.
“May you ever have naked women to toss tiny pickels an coo in oblivious delight at your witty urbane opener of foreign post”.
…right.