Jun 05 2009

“Funeral home closed after dismembering corpse to fit casket”

Published by at 11:41 am under Comedy,I'm not making this up

Ok, that settles it.  I’m getting cremated.

11 responses so far

11 Responses to ““Funeral home closed after dismembering corpse to fit casket””

  1. # Ragged Boyon 05 Jun 2009 at 12:21 pm

    Eww, that just ain’t right. I, too, plan on cremation. I think putting together a big funeral and spending all that money on something that’s just going to go in the ground is pointless. I mean sure you want to send your loved ones off in a good manner, but I wouldn’t want to take up space or cost lots of money when I die.

  2. # Beccaon 05 Jun 2009 at 2:33 pm

    AHHHH! That’s horrifying! Yeah, RB, I just don’t want to take up space either, haha. There isn’t a lot of it anymore in the world.

  3. # Luna Jamniaon 05 Jun 2009 at 5:42 pm

    Ew … and there were people there saying “it’s a dead body, the guy’s dead, who cares?”

    Um, I WOULD if that were my dad or my grandfather. I’d be ticked off! And disgusted. I mean, the guy’s not even related to me and I feel awful for his family–it’s so disrespectful and just … wrong.

  4. # Gurion Omegaon 06 Jun 2009 at 12:52 pm

    …dismembered the corpse to the fit the casket…did the ever hear about getting a larger one? If that were my family God himself would have to take over me to keep from doing something…

  5. # Gurion Omegaon 06 Jun 2009 at 12:53 pm

    But I think I’d settle for a good ol’ fashioned eighteen million dollar lawsuit…..

  6. # Anonymouson 06 Jun 2009 at 3:05 pm

    I don’t think I’d be too upset if they dismembered someone I love to fit into a coffin. They are dead, anyway. Then again, I have pretty alternative views in everything.

  7. # Holliequon 07 Jun 2009 at 1:10 pm

    I’ve always intended to get cremated. Not that something like this would bother me, but it probably would bother any loved ones I had left.

  8. # The ReTARDISed Whovianon 07 Jun 2009 at 7:13 pm

    I’ve always intended on being cremated. The idea of rotting is too gruesome for me. I want to be scattered somewhere pretty, like the English countryside or the waters of Hawaii.

    If someone chopped my loved ones up to fit them in the coffin, I would chop them up… while they were still alive! I can’t believe they did that. Why not bring the issue up? It’s easy enough to say “You need a bigger coffin”. Some people are stupid. I’d sue them, big time.

  9. # Luna Jamniaon 10 Jun 2009 at 6:35 pm

    … GAH!. There hasn’t been a new article in like 5 days … are you having writer’s block?

  10. # B. Macon 10 Jun 2009 at 9:07 pm

    I’m currently unemployed and am working hard to rectify that. However, if you’d like to suggest an article, it’d be easier for me to find the time to do it.

  11. # Luna Jamniaon 11 Jun 2009 at 3:51 pm

    Oh … sorry. :/

    Can’t think of one. I was just making a really lame joke.
    Actually, I should stop making jokes, ’cause they’re always lame. I was really wondering though, ’cause usually you do write more. Now I know.

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