May 18 2008
Atheism, Religion and Mutated Alligator Drivers
AGENT ORANGE: Greetings, Mammal-Black! Do you remember that time I seized your driving wheel when we were set upon by hoodlums armed with rocket launchers?
AGENT BLACK: That time you nearly destroyed half of Washington from the passenger seat of a government-issued sedan? Yeah. That was last week.
AGENT ORANGE: (If your reflexes were as sharp as your memory, perhaps you could drive next time). In any case, it has come to my attention that the Vatican has named me a Defender of the Faith.
AGENT BLACK: I didn’t know that you were Catholic.
AGENT ORANGE: Indeed. My heart beats only for the Gator Gods.
AGENT BLACK: So how…
AGENT ORANGE: I’m an 100% effective cure for atheism!
AGENT BLACK: …
AGENT BLACK: What?
AGENT ORANGE: Well, when I took the wheel apparently everybody prayed.
