May 11 2008

Missouri Celebrates! The Funeral Day Robber is Caught

Published by at 6:52 am under Comedy,News

And other strange, strange news from the heartland.

  • The “Funeral Day Burglar” has been caught in Platt City, Missouri.  He targeted his victims by checking the obituaries and funeral schedules, figuring that the homes of the deceased would be vacant during their funerals.  No word yet on whether his home will receive unexpected visitors during his arraignment.
  • A Pennsylvania judge has banned four women from Pennsylvania malls after saying “they descended on Pennsylvania like a plague of locusts.” Fortunately, West Virginia and Ohio, those lands flowing with milk and honey and lightly guarded shopping malls, are still open to them.  But will the judge let those people go?

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