Nov 07 2008

Survival of the Fittest in Action

Published by at 10:50 am under Eww... gross!,I'm not making this up

This story’s a little bit gross.

A bird just crashed into my window.  Ick.  Score one for Darwin.  Now who can I call to clean the window?

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16 Responses to “Survival of the Fittest in Action”

  1. The ReTARDISed Whovianon 07 Nov 2008 at 5:15 pm

    Get a sponge, a squeegee and a six foot pole. Stick the sponge on the pole, wet it and wipe the bird goop off the window, then replace it with the squeegee to get the water off. Tada! No more dead bird on your window! Haha.

  2. B. Macon 07 Nov 2008 at 5:27 pm

    But I’m on the fifth floor!

  3. Ragged Boyon 07 Nov 2008 at 5:31 pm

    Eat it! I would!

  4. Ragged Boyon 07 Nov 2008 at 5:33 pm

    Not really. I’m a vegetarian. But I would try cannibalism.

  5. B. Macon 07 Nov 2008 at 5:34 pm

    Speaking of “ick…” heh.

  6. The ReTARDISed Whovianon 07 Nov 2008 at 5:35 pm

    Okay, try a 100 foot pole.

  7. The ReTARDISed Whovianon 07 Nov 2008 at 5:36 pm

    Just don’t poke anyone in the eye. Talk about awkward.

    “Aaah, my eye!”

    “Oops, sorry, I’m trying to clean my window.”

    “With a big pole?!”

    “Yep, sorry for blinding you.”

  8. Ragged Boyon 07 Nov 2008 at 5:37 pm

    What? vegetarianism? or cannibalism?

  9. B. Macon 07 Nov 2008 at 5:40 pm

    Both cannibalism and eating a bird off the window, particularly 8 hours after it has died. It will please you all to know that it has rained since. I’m pleasantly surprised to report that most of the bird is gone.

  10. Ragged Boyon 07 Nov 2008 at 5:43 pm

    That imagery is priceless. Did it completely splatter?

  11. The ReTARDISed Whovianon 07 Nov 2008 at 5:46 pm

    Oh, gross! Now finish it off with a 100 foot pole and a sponge. Just don’t get sued for poking someone’s eye out. If that happens, run. They won’t be able to see you, anyway. Haha.

  12. Ragged Boyon 07 Nov 2008 at 5:51 pm

    “If that happens, run.” the sight of a grown man running is hilarious. Is it night in NY?

  13. B. Macon 07 Nov 2008 at 6:49 pm

    I think New York City is on the same time-zone as eastern Florida.

  14. Marissaon 23 Mar 2009 at 3:07 am

    …That’s pretty gnarly, B.

    But on the plus side, this whole page, entries and comments both, reminded me why exactly I love this place. Hahah…

  15. Marissaon 23 Mar 2009 at 3:08 am

    And I now look at the date and see that this was in November. -facepalm- Ah well. It still brightened my day.

  16. B. Macon 23 Mar 2009 at 4:58 am

    I went back looking for an article I could add to the “Eww… gross!” category. I did a comment-search for “splatter” and found this one. 🙂

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