Jun 21 2011
Nicholas Cage is Comedic Gold
(Caution: Some PG-13 content).
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Actually every Nicholas Cage movie that has come out in the past 5 years should be rebranded as a ‘comedy’.
I thought he was excellent in Kick-Ass. I don’t think there are many actors that could handle a psychotic-and-affectionate character.
But, yeah, the list of his OTHER movies from 2006-2011 has been scary.
Drive Angry
Season of the Witch
Sorcerer’s Apprentice
Astro Boy
G-Force
Knowing
Bangkok Dangerous
National Treasure: Book of Secrets
Next
Grindhouse
Ghost Rider
World Trade Center
Ant Bully
And, of course, Wicker Man–“Not the bees! AHHHHHHH Ahgarbulagabah my eyes! my eyes! AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHhhhurgh!”
Dang I thought u were talking about me lol. Anyway wat’s up? I havent been here a while because I’ve been busy animating. Anyway I’ve been writting a new chap to my work since that time. not much has been written though.
That’s weird, I thought it was talking about ‘Nicholas Case’ at first, too. 🙂
Lol. Btw u know about me?
Yep. Read your review forum…some of your comments on articles, too…I keep meaning to leave a comment, but then I forget.
Pretty good for a kid your age, I’d say. 🙂
@Crystal
Thanks! I appreciate that!