Comments on: THE POLAR BEAR INVASION HAS BEGUN http://www.superheronation.com/2009/10/30/the-polar-bear-invasion-has-begun/ How to write a superhero book, comic book or superhero novel and get it published Sun, 12 Feb 2012 08:42:54 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 By: Wings http://www.superheronation.com/2009/10/30/the-polar-bear-invasion-has-begun/comment-page-1/#comment-45968 Wings Sun, 08 Nov 2009 18:37:36 +0000 http://www.superheronation.com/?p=4784#comment-45968 *revives* Fire! Water! Earth! Air! Heart! ...heart? *cricket sounds* What Kind Of Lame Power Is Heart Anyway? Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to spin the Wheel Of Torture! *spins* The return of flamboyantly gay Darkstar it is! Now to release him withing a two-mile radius of Titan, grab a video camera, and watch the fun unfold! Let's see, what other items are on my agenda: "borrow" that Death Note back form the alternate dimension; light a tricorn hat on fire for the sheer purpose of annoying P, do NaNoWriMo, and make sure that at the next character gathering Shift and Darkstar don't kill each other. Yay! - Wings *revives*

Fire!

Water!

Earth!

Air!

Heart!

…heart?

*cricket sounds*

What Kind Of Lame Power Is Heart Anyway?

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to spin the Wheel Of Torture! *spins*

The return of flamboyantly gay Darkstar it is! Now to release him withing a two-mile radius of Titan, grab a video camera, and watch the fun unfold!

Let’s see, what other items are on my agenda: “borrow” that Death Note back form the alternate dimension; light a tricorn hat on fire for the sheer purpose of annoying P, do NaNoWriMo, and make sure that at the next character gathering Shift and Darkstar don’t kill each other. Yay!

- Wings

]]> By: Holliequ http://www.superheronation.com/2009/10/30/the-polar-bear-invasion-has-begun/comment-page-1/#comment-45961 Holliequ Sun, 08 Nov 2009 15:43:34 +0000 http://www.superheronation.com/?p=4784#comment-45961 *sits quietly in her corner* Can I just be a nerd, guys? *sits quietly in her corner* Can I just be a nerd, guys?

]]> By: Lighting Man http://www.superheronation.com/2009/10/30/the-polar-bear-invasion-has-begun/comment-page-1/#comment-45891 Lighting Man Sat, 07 Nov 2009 14:16:53 +0000 http://www.superheronation.com/?p=4784#comment-45891 Hey now! My domain clearly claims Tom Lehrer, he can't be included in all those wacky tacky anime references! You can have Doctor Who, he's been bad at times (like when they decided he should be a twelve year old Severus Snape after David Tennant left) so I don't want him to talk to They Live! or Star Trek, but Tom Lehrer and all of his works are clearly in the same catalog as the "good" geeks! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAVxW5uoQe8 Ah ha! You see! Cannibalism! Real cannibalism! Not Full Metal Alchemist cannibalism either! Where the weird frog guy I had to see eat people while waiting until Adult Swim aired Family Guy was named Sloth! Which leads me to believe he worked for the Sin you referenced! Wait, you guys have Captain Planet? He's got the power of love! Geeks need love too, without it or a zombie apocalypse, it'll be impossible for us to inherit the Earth! I call a truce for purposes of taking over the world! <i> Freakin' Captain Planet, told me he wanted to see The Pianist before he'd join us, and nudity scares me so that wasn't happening. </i> Hey now! My domain clearly claims Tom Lehrer, he can’t be included in all those wacky tacky anime references! You can have Doctor Who, he’s been bad at times (like when they decided he should be a twelve year old Severus Snape after David Tennant left) so I don’t want him to talk to They Live! or Star Trek, but Tom Lehrer and all of his works are clearly in the same catalog as the “good” geeks!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAVxW5uoQe8

Ah ha! You see! Cannibalism! Real cannibalism! Not Full Metal Alchemist cannibalism either! Where the weird frog guy I had to see eat people while waiting until Adult Swim aired Family Guy was named Sloth! Which leads me to believe he worked for the Sin you referenced!

Wait, you guys have Captain Planet? He’s got the power of love! Geeks need love too, without it or a zombie apocalypse, it’ll be impossible for us to inherit the Earth! I call a truce for purposes of taking over the world!

Freakin’ Captain Planet, told me he wanted to see The Pianist before he’d join us, and nudity scares me so that wasn’t happening.

]]> By: The ReTARDISed Whovian http://www.superheronation.com/2009/10/30/the-polar-bear-invasion-has-begun/comment-page-1/#comment-45883 The ReTARDISed Whovian Sat, 07 Nov 2009 10:59:40 +0000 http://www.superheronation.com/?p=4784#comment-45883 Oh, P. Wings apparently hates you. But let me just toss a Phoenix Down on her, defeat the anthropomorphic geekiness with my Keyblade, and then we can all go back in time in the TARDIS and save the world from Sin, all while dancing the Hare Hare Yukai and killing criminals with Death Notes. Oh, I almost forgot, we have to sing the Elements Song while we're at it. "There's antimony, arsenic, aluminium, selenium, And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium" If that fails, let's just summon Captain Planet. Oh, P. Wings apparently hates you. But let me just toss a Phoenix Down on her, defeat the anthropomorphic geekiness with my Keyblade, and then we can all go back in time in the TARDIS and save the world from Sin, all while dancing the Hare Hare Yukai and killing criminals with Death Notes. Oh, I almost forgot, we have to sing the Elements Song while we’re at it.

“There’s antimony, arsenic, aluminium, selenium,
And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium”

If that fails, let’s just summon Captain Planet.

]]> By: Wings http://www.superheronation.com/2009/10/30/the-polar-bear-invasion-has-begun/comment-page-1/#comment-45838 Wings Fri, 06 Nov 2009 21:01:33 +0000 http://www.superheronation.com/?p=4784#comment-45838 *gasp* The geekiness...It's got my throat...Gack... I leave my copy of...Final Fantasy III..to my brother... Tell...P...I...hate...him... *dies* - Wings *gasp*

The geekiness…It’s got my throat…Gack…

I leave my copy of…Final Fantasy III..to my brother…

Tell…P…I…hate…him…

*dies*

- Wings

]]> By: Lighting Man http://www.superheronation.com/2009/10/30/the-polar-bear-invasion-has-begun/comment-page-1/#comment-45831 Lighting Man Fri, 06 Nov 2009 19:26:00 +0000 http://www.superheronation.com/?p=4784#comment-45831 Indeed, any answer other then George Nada results in a detailed explanation of the Kobayashi Maru test, and the various ways in which it has been solved in various continuities, then a marathon of Seinfield, minus the last season, followed by a swift death at the hands of Weird Al Yankovic. Indeed, any answer other then George Nada results in a detailed explanation of the Kobayashi Maru test, and the various ways in which it has been solved in various continuities, then a marathon of Seinfield, minus the last season, followed by a swift death at the hands of Weird Al Yankovic.

]]> By: P http://www.superheronation.com/2009/10/30/the-polar-bear-invasion-has-begun/comment-page-1/#comment-45827 P Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:58:40 +0000 http://www.superheronation.com/?p=4784#comment-45827 Amen! I wouldn't doubt it, due to the fact that were willing to invent teleportation, molecular destabilization (Go, plasma rifle!), and some insanely awesome space ships in our over active imaginations. Which means we should actually invent them! Question, Lightning Man. Would you say one is not a true geek unless they know who said, "Time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... To bad I'm all out of gum."? Amen! I wouldn’t doubt it, due to the fact that were willing to invent teleportation, molecular destabilization (Go, plasma rifle!), and some insanely awesome space ships in our over active imaginations. Which means we should actually invent them!

Question, Lightning Man. Would you say one is not a true geek unless they know who said, “Time to kick ass and chew bubble gum… To bad I’m all out of gum.”?

]]> By: Lighting Man http://www.superheronation.com/2009/10/30/the-polar-bear-invasion-has-begun/comment-page-1/#comment-45777 Lighting Man Fri, 06 Nov 2009 00:19:01 +0000 http://www.superheronation.com/?p=4784#comment-45777 The Geeks shall inherit the Earth, which they will subsequently dub Earth-2, so as to avoid confusing all the old-timer fans of Earth and the new fans. The Geeks shall inherit the Earth, which they will subsequently dub Earth-2, so as to avoid confusing all the old-timer fans of Earth and the new fans.

]]> By: Wings http://www.superheronation.com/2009/10/30/the-polar-bear-invasion-has-begun/comment-page-1/#comment-45758 Wings Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:23:46 +0000 http://www.superheronation.com/?p=4784#comment-45758 Nonsense! The dorks shall inherit the earth! - Wings Nonsense! The dorks shall inherit the earth!

- Wings

]]> By: The ReTARDISed Whovian http://www.superheronation.com/2009/10/30/the-polar-bear-invasion-has-begun/comment-page-1/#comment-45739 The ReTARDISed Whovian Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:41:01 +0000 http://www.superheronation.com/?p=4784#comment-45739 "That sounds like a Chuck Norris joke". It was meant to! Haha. "This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny, good guys, bad guys and explosions as far as the eye can see, and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be, this is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny!" (gasp) I knew something was up with those godforsaken ponies! They must be collaborating with those dastardly kittens! Watch out for their spring-loaded boxing gloves, they'll give you a painful king hit. (puts on Dalek costume) I shall help you exterminate them. (coughcough) Thenwipeoutallnon-Daleklife (coughhack) But first! The ponies and kittens! Uh oh. The army of Thriller zombies are outside my house again. They want me to sing karaoke with them. No! I will not join your rotting hordes! ...yeah. Yes, I'm a dork. But then you already knew that, didn't you? “That sounds like a Chuck Norris joke”.

It was meant to! Haha.

“This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny, good guys, bad guys and explosions as far as the eye can see, and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be, this is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny!”

(gasp) I knew something was up with those godforsaken ponies! They must be collaborating with those dastardly kittens! Watch out for their spring-loaded boxing gloves, they’ll give you a painful king hit.

(puts on Dalek costume) I shall help you exterminate them. (coughcough) Thenwipeoutallnon-Daleklife (coughhack) But first! The ponies and kittens!

Uh oh. The army of Thriller zombies are outside my house again. They want me to sing karaoke with them. No! I will not join your rotting hordes! …yeah.

Yes, I’m a dork. But then you already knew that, didn’t you?

]]> By: Wings http://www.superheronation.com/2009/10/30/the-polar-bear-invasion-has-begun/comment-page-1/#comment-45555 Wings Mon, 02 Nov 2009 22:32:08 +0000 http://www.superheronation.com/?p=4784#comment-45555 The frightening thing is that yes, P is that much of a geek. Thanks to him I will never be able to get that "The Ultimate Showdown Of Ultimate Destiny" song out of my head again. Ever. Curse you... Now, if you'll excuse me, I have received an anonymous tip that the ponies are planning nuclear armageddon. Hold all my calls. - Wings The frightening thing is that yes, P is that much of a geek. Thanks to him I will never be able to get that “The Ultimate Showdown Of Ultimate Destiny” song out of my head again. Ever. Curse you…

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have received an anonymous tip that the ponies are planning nuclear armageddon. Hold all my calls.

- Wings

]]> By: P http://www.superheronation.com/2009/10/30/the-polar-bear-invasion-has-begun/comment-page-1/#comment-45501 P Mon, 02 Nov 2009 04:42:45 +0000 http://www.superheronation.com/?p=4784#comment-45501 That sounds like a Chuck Norris joke... (Yes, I am that much of a geek.) Good job saving humanity Whovian! That sounds like a Chuck Norris joke… (Yes, I am that much of a geek.)

Good job saving humanity Whovian!

]]> By: The ReTARDISed Whovian http://www.superheronation.com/2009/10/30/the-polar-bear-invasion-has-begun/comment-page-1/#comment-45438 The ReTARDISed Whovian Sun, 01 Nov 2009 06:49:29 +0000 http://www.superheronation.com/?p=4784#comment-45438 Do you know why the Loch Ness Monster hasn't been seen above the surface before? Because I travelled back in time and punched him so hard he still has a rather embarrassing bruise on his face. What? Don't look at me like that! I stopped a potential invasion from aquatic creatures! Do you know why the Loch Ness Monster hasn’t been seen above the surface before? Because I travelled back in time and punched him so hard he still has a rather embarrassing bruise on his face. What? Don’t look at me like that! I stopped a potential invasion from aquatic creatures!

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