My brain cannot take it! I am going to die if you guys keep doing this. It is-it is so horrible. *runs away screaming, brain crying out for a good book to wash away the horrible fudge that is not fit to be called literature/a story/anything good at all*

Cornelia Fudged was there shouting at Dumbledore. Doris Rumbridge was there too.

“THIS CANNOT BE!” she shouted angrily. “THE SCHOOL MUST BE CLOSED!”

“THE BARK LORD IS PLANNING TO KILL THE STUDENTS!” yelled Cornelia Fudge.

“YOU ARE NOT FIT TO BE THE PRINCIPAL ANY LONGER!” yelled Rumbridge. “YOU ARE TOO OLD AND YOUR ALZHEIMERS IS DANGEROUS! YOU MUST RETRY OR VOLDEMORT WILL KILL YOUR STUDENTS!”

“Very well.” Dumbledore said angrily. “Butt we cannot do this. We can’t close the school. There is only one person who is capable of killing Voldemort and she is in the school. And her name is…………………………………………………………………..Enony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way.”

Apparently, ‘Viewor excretion advisd’.

http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/chapters122.htm

Here’s one of my favourite bits:

B’loody Mart was going 2 da concert wif Dracola. Dracola used to be called Navel but it tuned out dat he was kidnapped at birth and his real family were vampires. They dyed in a car crash. Navel converted to Satanism and he went goth. He was in Slitherin now. He was wearing a black Wurped t-shirt, black jeans and shoes and black hair wif red streekz in it. We kall him Dracula now.

Wow…. It’s almost as bad as Twilight…… *dies*

Yes, that’s it–a mess.

I had no money so I had to become a bounty hunter, in order to get money for food and water. Some of the people wanted me to kill world leaders like, the one who started the Holocaust, that’s right I had to assassinate Hitler, and I got a huge bounty for doing it, after I got the money I killed the person who hired me. I had enough money to get a weapon; I got a sword because I know how to use it. Another portal opened and I fell in and landed in a different world, I landed and began exploring, I fell into a trap that disables your powers, I began to swear a lot in frustration, I stopped when a tall hedgehog was staring at me, and asked ‘how’d you get in that trap?’ I told him what happened to me, but keeping my sword ready for any sign of danger, he got me out of the trap, I was about to thank him, when a robot appeared and I slashed the robot in half with my sword. He asked me ‘what’s your name?’ I told him ‘Vash’ he laughed I asked ‘what’s so funny about my name?’ he said ‘Vash isn’t a name for you, hmmm…’ then he said ‘how about you go by the name of Blade’ I said ‘Blade?’ he said ‘yea, because you’re the only wolf I know who can weld a sword like a pro’ I asked him ‘I haven’t heard your name yet, so what is it?’ he said ‘the name’s Spin, Spin the Hedgehog’ I said ‘Glad to meet you’

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THE FIGHT AGAINST EVERY HUMAN IN MIAMI

After I got off being grounded, I went back to the ruined Metru Nui and I helped clear the rest of the visorak, but something went wrong, the toa and I were transported in our Horteka forms right in the middle of a football game. The whole game came to a screeching halt, I yelled ‘umm, hi?’ over a loud speaker we heard the announcer say ‘these strange creatures appeared out of nowhere’ then the police and army came in, I said ‘looks like we will have to fight to get out, but don’t kill anyone- then I got shot in the shoulder and I resumed what I was saying ‘on second thought, lets show these people what its like to face six Horteka and one very pissed demon-Horteka, ready?’ they nodded and I set my theme song to ”Battle’ and said ‘here we go.’ Right when my song came on I fired my spinner at the crowd, killing at least 15 people. 3 hours later everyone who was there was killed, I think it was called The Super Bowl XXXXXIII Massacre because all 6,000,000 people were killed, including the cops.

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NOW A DAY

I now visit my dragon often by using the ‘Instant Transmission’ technique he taught me. He’s certainly getting bigger the last time I measured him he was 60,000 feet long and 9,000 feet wide, but now he is at least 120,000 feet long and 18,000 feet wide I’m guessing he had too much to eat because of his moaning. After I gave him an anti acid reflex tablet then he was fine. Then I weighed him I said, ‘Holy poo poo!’ because he weighs 900,000,000,000,000,000 tons. That amazing weight made me say the ‘S’ word.

He is the heaviest creature on the planet since the dinosaurs walked the planet. I checked the chamber where his puts the bones of his meal and again I said ‘Holy poo poo!’ because the chamber was full of bones, some were still wet with blood. Then I checked the entrance to his home the entrance was a tight fit for him when he wants to go hunt or swim. I watched him walk around and each step he takes it’s like thunder and his belly makes a sloshing sound like he was full of water and his belly is also very soft and I guessed he was getting overweight. I presume his wings fully healed and I told him to fly around and he did with some trouble.

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THE TRUE MEANING OF KILLING SPREE

I made sure that I was prepared to go insane, by having my demon and Horteka sides” combine to become too dangerous in that state, I also went to my ultimate form. Then my theme song came on and there were thousands of Visorak charged me, I pulled Tetsume out and used my ice claw to tell them ‘you’re screwed’ they didn’t realize that until most of them were dead. About a hundred Visorak grabbed me, they made a very fatal mistake, I powered up, flinging them into walls, and I was a killing machine when I have certain songs come on. Keetongu was climbing the wall, while I was clearing a path for the toa.

You’ve gotta be kidding me! That’s the worst story I’ve EVER read. I didn’t even get past the first few sentences.