Mar 02 2008
Alligator Idol
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These alligators seem to have missed the news that American Idol auditions already ended.
“Never smile, at a croc-o-dile…”
(About two thirds of the way to the top, one of the gators is facing backwards. He has apparently realized that American Idol contestants win by singing to the audience, not the judges).
You have to be 18 to get on American Idol, but that doesn’t stop minors from undertaking intense training regimens…
Gator #2 is either particularly confident in his lung capacity or has already drowned.
Both pictures were taken unaltered from Ricky Owens and Killer Bunny Rabbit, respectively.

