Comments on: Ask a Gator http://www.superheronation.com/2007/12/09/agent-oranges-completely-unbiased-assessment-of-the-difference-between-crocodiles-and-alligators/ How to write a superhero book, comic book or superhero novel and get it published Sun, 12 Feb 2012 16:25:11 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 By: Agent Orange, Everybody's Favorite Mutant Alligator http://www.superheronation.com/2007/12/09/agent-oranges-completely-unbiased-assessment-of-the-difference-between-crocodiles-and-alligators/comment-page-1/#comment-1506 Agent Orange, Everybody's Favorite Mutant Alligator Fri, 18 Jan 2008 00:50:38 +0000 http://www.superheronation.com/blog/2007/12/09/agent-oranges-completely-unbiased-assessment-of-the-difference-between-crocodiles-and-alligators/#comment-1506 How are alligators similar to crocodiles, those demented savages? That's a very hard question. I'll try my best. Crocodiles and alligators have similar aspirations. The difference is that we alligators have actually ACHIEVED our goals and crocodiles are hundreds of millions of years in the wrong direction. Alligators are like the astronauts of the crocodile world: what little crocodiles want to become when they grow up but never come close. Additionally, talking with either an alligator or crocodile will make a mammal feel uneasy. With an alligator, you'll wonder why you aren't lucky enough to have ridiculously good football team or a tail. With the crocodile, you'll wonder why the hell you don't have anyone better to talk to than a crocodile. --Agent Orange How are alligators similar to crocodiles, those demented savages? That’s a very hard question. I’ll try my best.

Crocodiles and alligators have similar aspirations. The difference is that we alligators have actually ACHIEVED our goals and crocodiles are hundreds of millions of years in the wrong direction. Alligators are like the astronauts of the crocodile world: what little crocodiles want to become when they grow up but never come close.

Additionally, talking with either an alligator or crocodile will make a mammal feel uneasy. With an alligator, you’ll wonder why you aren’t lucky enough to have ridiculously good football team or a tail. With the crocodile, you’ll wonder why the hell you don’t have anyone better to talk to than a crocodile.

–Agent Orange

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.superheronation.com/2007/12/09/agent-oranges-completely-unbiased-assessment-of-the-difference-between-crocodiles-and-alligators/comment-page-1/#comment-1505 Anonymous Thu, 17 Jan 2008 22:25:47 +0000 http://www.superheronation.com/blog/2007/12/09/agent-oranges-completely-unbiased-assessment-of-the-difference-between-crocodiles-and-alligators/#comment-1505 How are gators similar to crocodiles? How are gators similar to crocodiles?

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